Koalas eat gum leaves.

Next time you’re choosing between a salad roll, Vegemite sandwich or some sushi for lunch, spare a thought for the poor koala. They’ll never have anything more exciting in their lunch box than a pile of bitter gum leaves. Most koalas don’t mind, but this is the story of one who does. He’s on the lookout for some tastier tucker…

This simple, cautionary tale highlights the importance of balance, moderation and paying attention to the Laws of the Universe*.

 *See Laws of the Universe, Volume 4, Section 48, Chapter 554, Clause 8.2: ‘Koalas don’t eat ice-cream’.

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